Dad Tax T-Shirt | Making Sure It’s Not Poison Tee

Every dad knows the rule—if the fries hit the table, a “Dad Tax” is owed. Celebrate fatherhood and food with this hilarious “Dad Tax – Making Sure It’s Not Poison” T-shirt, the perfect funny gift for the snack-stealing, fry-sampling, always-hungry dad in your life.

Featuring bold retro-inspired typography and playful illustrations of classic treats like fries, cookies, ice cream, and soda, this graphic tee is a humorous nod to every dad's favorite parenting perk: sneaking bites “for safety.” Whether he's swiping snacks from the kids or justifying his second cookie, this shirt is sure to be a hit.

Great for Father’s Day, birthdays, new dads, or just because, this soft and comfortable tee is made for everyday wear and all-day dad jokes.